Stupid pet tricks
My parents have very talented dogs, two corgis (corgii?) named Della and Bryn. As any pet owner can attest, the mark of a truly talented pooch is its repertoire of tricks. Here’s a pic of my dad with the two pooches in question, Della (left) and Brynnie (right).
Della does a fantastic impression of Star Jones, post-gastric-bypass. It’s uncanny, right down to the bugged out eyes. Come to think of it, we didn’t even have to teach her that one. Brynnie has mastered “roll-over” with unbelievable zeal. Whenever he’s let in from the yard, he immediately gallops over to the shelf where his treats are kept. If anyone makes the slightest move toward them, he starts rolling furiously, as though his fur had spontaneously caught on fire and he were trying to put it out.
Talented as they are, I wish I could teach them this one:
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