Spam-a-lot
All men look for love; many look in the wrong places.
One such gent just sent Kara an amorous email via Friendster; something tells me that he’s nursing delusions of fluency in the English language.
…i’m seeking a single lady that does not have the heart to tease me up with her sugar coated mouth, telling me she loves me, at last what she has for me was just to enjoy the sweetest part of me and left me lonely….. i want a woman that i could be with, with an endless journey or till the calls from heaven….
This is powerful stuff; Dead Poets Society woman-wooing stuff. His ardent entreaty continues:
Because I am so motivated by love! Nurturing is a huge characteristic of mine,
Not torturing.
I ask you: is there a red-blooded woman alive who would not swoon with delight upon receiving such a message as this!
The text of this Leibesbotschaft can be found in it’s entirety on Kara’s blog. May this serve as a cautionary tale against spammers labouring for love on the World Wide Web!
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